Monday, March 26, 2012

IT'S NO SNORTING BULL:  The Miami Marlins' new home run celebration feature is alive.


  1. Do not mock the Astrodome's home run celebration.  Also--HOUSTON BABIES!

  2. Adam C.10:22 AM

    Come on.  Vet Stadium Dancing Waters Home Run Spectacular.  Why can't I find this on YouTube?

    That said, HOUSTON BABIES!

  3. isaac_spaceman4:11 PM

    The HOUSTON BABIES' home run celebration is an actual baby that crawls across the infield.  It takes like 20 minutes and sometimes you have to dangle like plastic keys or a Knuffle Bunny to keep the baby going.  One time a baby flat-out fell asleep to the left of the mound, so they stationed the shortstop in front of her and played around her.  That was the origin of the signature whispered cheer of the HOUSTON BABIES' fans -- thousands of fans in unison whispering angrily, "shhh you'll wake the baby."   

  4. Joseph J, Finn7:59 PM

    Ozzie Guillen left for that?  Oy.

  5. isaac_spaceman8:31 PM

    What do you mean?  He designed it.  Except the Marlins didn't build in the part where the jumping fish bean-ball batters and then go to a Madonna concert to prove they're not homophobic. 

  6. Anonymous10:43 PM

    Still not as gay as Twilight.

  7. Eric J.4:56 AM

    The Durham Bull's iconic snorting bull and "Hit Bull, Win Steak" sign was created for the movie Bull Durham; there was nothing like that at Durham Athletic Park before the movie was filmed.