BOY, MR. LUGOSI, YOU MUST LEAD SUCH AN EXCITING LIFE! WHEN IS YOUR NEXT PICTURE COMING OUT? Is it just maybe possible that, for their own sakes (and for the cinema's),
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp ought to start seeing other people? Does anyone disagree that in the past decade-plus, Burton's best film is
the one in which Depp doesn't appear and
vice versa?