<span><span>I'm surprised by how many died of natural causes. </span></span>Also, I think death by food poisoning should rank higher than some quick stabbing. I don't discount that it probably sucks to be stabbed, but death by food poisoning could take a long time and the things that it must do to your insides before you get to die cannot be pleasant.
It looks like Valerian got the Dothraki treatment. Which, all things considered, kinda makes sense.
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ReplyDelete<span><span>I'm surprised by how many died of natural causes. </span></span>Also, I think death by food poisoning should rank higher than some quick stabbing. I don't discount that it probably sucks to be stabbed, but death by food poisoning could take a long time and the things that it must do to your insides before you get to die cannot be pleasant.
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ReplyDelete12.<span> </span><span>Valentinian III (455): Murdered by soldiers who had been paid to do so by a senator whose wife Valentinian had raped.</span>
I think we can all cheer that death.
Nice, nice. Not thrilling... but nice.
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