It looks like Valerian got the Dothraki treatment. Which, all things considered, kinda makes sense.
I hope Stephon tells me what clubs in NYC have Human Footstools soon.
<span><span>I'm surprised by how many died of natural causes. </span></span>Also, I think death by food poisoning should rank higher than some quick stabbing. I don't discount that it probably sucks to be stabbed, but death by food poisoning could take a long time and the things that it must do to your insides before you get to die cannot be pleasant.
Sorry, this needs to be in the top 10: 12.<span> </span><span>Valentinian III (455): Murdered by soldiers who had been paid to do so by a senator whose wife Valentinian had raped.</span>I think we can all cheer that death.
Nice, nice. Not thrilling... but nice.