Thursday, May 3, 2012

DEATH BY "MONEY BATH" DID NOT MAKE THE LIST: Roman Emperors, Up To AD 476 And Not Including Usurpers, In Order Of How Hardcore Their Deaths Were.


  1. Jordan3:34 PM

    It looks like Valerian got the Dothraki treatment.  Which, all things considered, kinda makes sense.

  2. Eric J.4:07 PM

    I hope Stephon tells me what clubs in NYC have Human Footstools soon.

  3. Emily5:53 PM

    <span><span>I'm surprised by how many died of natural causes. </span></span>Also, I think death by food poisoning should rank higher than some quick stabbing. I don't discount that it probably sucks to be stabbed, but death by food poisoning could take a long time and the things that it must do to your insides before you get to die cannot be pleasant.

  4. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Sorry, this needs to be in the top 10:

     12.<span> </span><span>Valentinian III (455): Murdered by soldiers who had been paid to do so by a senator whose wife Valentinian had raped.</span>

    I think we can all cheer that death.

  5. Nice, nice.  Not thrilling... but nice.