Good lord...was Poochie busy?
Let's all enjoy the Deadspin contest to make it even more horrible. [Incredibly NSFW]http://deadspin.com/contest-do-something-horrible-to-the-cubs-new-perver-1500558877
They need a goat.
The Cubs have not won the World Series since Clark the Cub became the mascot. Someone cue a SportsCenter package.
Just wanted to acknowledge the awesome title. "A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?"
Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
In doing family history research, I discovered that the guy who wrote that is my third cousin!
Deadspin gets results. http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnet-airs-our-version-of-cubs-mascot-with-1501633812
You don't want goat + deadspin commenters being gross.