I do not at all understand the usefulness of this, which makes me love it all the more.
A) FabulousB) The White Sox having a worse choice than the Cubs & Astros? Well, if only because the Sox are in the American League, I guess.
What? The Mets are Portis Blendum and the Phillies are only Scytholopolis? That's unconscionable. This guy clearly knows nothing about the Roman Empire.