1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST 2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT 3. HIT THE STRIKE ZONE: RoboCop will be throwing out the first pitch at tonight's Tigers/Blue Jays game in Detroit.
ETA: We have video, and RoboCop's pitching arm has apparently not yet been optimized.
Actually, he's going to throw out the first pitch at the Rangers game, they're just telling people it's Detroit.
ReplyDeleteReboot Robocop does not count. Get us Paul Weller now.
ReplyDeleteOr Peter Weller. Shit. Whatever. The Jam was awesome as well.
ReplyDeleteI'll buy that for a dollar!
ReplyDeleteThe Tigers are playing TO-NIGHT!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't the ball have shot out of a side-mounted bazooka or something? That's just disappointing.
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