Wednesday, December 17, 2014

CHRISTOPHER LEE?  A redditor asks: "A war has broken out between actors. Each actor has an army composed of every character that they have ever portrayed. Whose army would win?"

["Cartoons and when the actors voice was used will count (i.e. Liam Neeson has Aslan). Also each character has any equipment they need to be effective. (Jedi have lightsabers, Han Solo has the Falcon, etc. etc.)"]

Related: the every-president knife fight.

11 comments:

  1. Joseph Finn5:58 PM

    My answer is Temuera Morrison. He's Jake Heke from Once Were Warriors, Jango Fett, and most importantly the millions of Clones in the Star Wars prequels who take down the entire Jedi Order. He can win by pure numbers.

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  2. Jenn.6:23 PM

    Ian McKellen has Gandalf and Magneto. That's a lot of power.

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  3. Duvall6:49 PM

    Has to be tough to match Morgan Freeman in the raw power department, though.

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  4. Roger7:32 PM

    Hugo Weaving.

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  5. Adam B.7:57 PM

    Alanis Morrisette and George Burns have played God, too. What's his tiebreaker?

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  6. Jordan8:37 PM

    Show of force? Burns does card tricks. Morrisette plays skeeball. My vote goes to Billy Crudup, for Dr. Manhattan and J. Edgar Hoover. Dr. Manhattan can waste the planet, Hoover can encourage him to do so.

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  7. Emily9:39 PM

    Hugo Weaving also has elven powers and looks damn good in heels.

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  8. DOCTOR MANHATTAN WAS FRAMED!

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  9. Eric J.9:47 AM

    Val Kilmer played God and Moses in Prince of Egypt. Add to that Batman, Simon Templar, Iceman, Doc Holiday, the super-genius of Chris Knight, the Skeet-Surfing skills of Nick Rivers, and the um, natural talents of John Holmes, and you've got a pretty formidable lineup.

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  10. bristlesage10:22 AM

    The everybody-wants-to-run-away-ness of Jim Morrison...

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  11. lisased11:12 AM

    He is also Megatron and Red Skull!

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