AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, WERE IT NOT FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS: Mark E. Perk had a simple plan to avoid being recognized on Illinois' registry for convicted sex offenders: dress up like one of the Beastie Boys in the "Sabotage" video, instead of looking like Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs.
Did it work? My headline gives it away, though the Illinois State Police had nothing to do with foiling the plot. (They're much better at apprehending fugitives, anyway.)
