Thursday, September 18, 2003

AND I ONCE FRACTURED MY PELVIS DOING THE CATERPILLAR TO 'PYT': To the list of things you should not do when driving -- drink, read, nap, apply makeup, talk on a cell phone, cradle scalding-hot coffee in your lap, receive oral ministrations, brandish firearms, age excessively or insufficiently, and use your car to push a traffic officer out of the way -- we must now add a new entry: do not groove.

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