LOBSTER ICE CREAM? Lessons from "Donald Trump's Portable MBA" this week? Homer Simpson is a better guide for choosing ice cream flavors than a gourmet chef (and you better believe I'm gonna try and track down some Vanilla Donut Gelato this weekend). Donuts are surprisingly easy to purchase in suburban New Jersey. Looking across the street is a valuable and underappreciated skill. As attorneys learned four years ago, do not call a judge by the wrong name. Caviar is quite pleasant when you're not eating 2 and a half pounds of it. Never, ever, ever, look a gift horse in the mouth. And while it was no "My ox is broken!," the Boardroom almost lived up to the description.