This is an awful, awful idea, and all I can do is imagine the voiceovers during the trailer . . .
- She's back, and she's prettier. But is she still pink?
- She touched you once. Now, in 2006, Molly Ringwald will touch you a second time.
- He's tired of trying a little tenderness. In 2006, Duckie wants revenge. This time, we won't screw up the ending . . .
- In a world (blah blah blah) . . . one man
edited to add: nevermind. April Fools joke. As another blogger noted, "Just a thought: If ComingSoon.net had actually run it’s fake story on April Fool’s Day (as I believe is the custom for April Fool’s Day gags), maybe more people would’ve gotten the joke."