A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

NICK HORNBY WAS TOO BUSY SELLING HIS SOUL TO JIMMY FALLON TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS: As a reminder that the compromises one makes in marriage are both great and small, last night was the Periodic Re-Alphabetizing of the CD Collection, which usually lasts for a year or two before additions and toddler-aided entropy require a complete reboot. And it continues to pain me every time that Vanilla Ice both precedes and is adjacent to Townes Van Zandt in the alphabet. This is by far the worst border condition in the collection, lapping Wham-Wilco.