A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'LL BE RUNNING ON THE "GROCERIES ARE TOO DARN EXPENSIVE" TICKET: Live in New York? Not really happy with either of the two mayoral candidates? Then it's time to vote for the newest party on the block--The Rent Is Too Damn High Party (warning, sound file). Their platform and issue? "Rent is too damn high!" Perhaps this point could be more clearly expressed by someone who's not insane (he claims that there are 25,000 apartments in the city "only being Rented to the Jewish People," and has sued various media organizations for $36 million because of their purported discrimination against him).