A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

"A STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT IN BAD:" In his Hot Button today, Dave Poland devotes the entire column to what is little more than a lengthy blind item about an upcoming movie he's seen, about which he says "Sweet googly moogly, that was bad!" Of course, this requires, as should all blind items, a guessing game. What film do you think Poland's referring to? My guesses? Get Rich or Die Tryin' (the improbable combination of Fiddy Cent and Jim Sheridan), Derailed (I'm now reading the book, and given that there's an exceedingly unpleasant scene 50 pages in, it could easily get off track), or Rumor Has It (which Poland mentioned in an earlier column was screening this week, and which seems like it has HUGE potential for being either very funny or a complete trainwreck). Take your guess--show all work, and justify your answer.