MEGAN MCCAFFERTY, CALL YOUR AGENT: Apparently, it is still impolite in America to use the term 'sloppy seconds' in referring to a Supreme Court nominee.
In the only other pop culture-related SCOTUS news, I can report that the nominee's 90-year-old mother is named Rose Alito. She indeed lives in New Jersey, but she knows a pretty little place in Southern California, down San Diego way, where there's a little cafe [piano fill] where they play guitars all night and day . . .