HEY LADIES: As ALOTT5MA's resident personal health correspondent, it falls to me to report to you that Danish science babe Dr. Myra Vanderhood has discovered a link between cell phone ring tones and insatiable sexual attraction that you can exploit at the low low price of whatever Pherotones* will eventually charge. Like Sex Panther, "60% of the time, it works every time."
*As advertised on Defamer. What is this really virally marketing?
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