Wednesday, January 17, 2007
A NIGERIAN PRINCE SAID THAT IF I SOLD YOU THIS BRIDGE BILL GATES WOULD SEND YOU $250 THAT YOU COULD USE TO PREVENT PBS FROM CANCELLING SESAME STREET PROVIDED THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY PROVIDE YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO CAYMANACCOUNT.EBAY.UNTRACEABLEFRAUD.COM/ALIBABA/CITIBANK/FUNDTRANSFER: Presumably, if you have access to email, you are smart enough to operate a computer. That begs the following question: what person, presumed smart enough to operate a computer, is yet stupid enough to purchase a penny stock based upon the hot tip of an anonymous spammer? And hasn't that person seen the first season of the Sopranos, or even Boiler Room? How can this possibly be profitable enough to continue irritating me, day after day?
Posted by Isaac Spaceman at 6:41 PM