PER THE CONTESTANT'S AGREEMENT, SECTION III, PARAGRAPH 2, ALL HAZING ON TOP CHEF MUST BE FOOD-RELATED: For hair-related hazing that has been sanctioned by Bravo, please see your favorite re-run of Queer Eye. For the subtle difference between "funny" and "assault and battery", consult the legal appendix to your Pledge Manual.
Also, you're going to Hawaii! ...and you're going to Hawaii! And you're going to Hawaii, and you're going to Hawaii!!