A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

HE WILL PAY THE SETTLEMENT ENTIRELY IN BOILED QUARTERS: Somewhere, James Frey is doing a happy dance, as, pursuant to a settlement, Augusten Burroughs has agreed to no longer refer to Running With Scissors as a "memoir," but instead a "book," and add materials to future editions making clear that the book is only loosely based on his life. Still no apology from Burroughs and the filmmakers behind the film version for attempting to pass off some cool imagery and a collection of K-TEL's greatest 70s hits as a movie.