Hired scrubbers clean the college crowd's crud | Philadelphia Inquirer | 10/09/2007

AND MOST RECENTLY OF ALL, A "ROMAN TOGA PARTY" WAS HELD FROM WHICH WE HAVE RECEIVED MORE THAN TWO DOZEN REPORTS OF INDIVIDUAL ACTS OF PERVERSION SO PROFOUND AND DISGUSTING THAT DECORUM PROHIBITS LISTING THEM HERE: I'll just quote the Inq: "Thankfully, a new array of services - there's also DormMom, CollegeBellhop and Soapy Joe's - has cropped up recently nationwide to cater to able-bodied kids who can't seem to maintain minimum standards of sanitation."