Thursday, October 9, 2008

DIARY OF A MADMAN: Some real-time thoughts:
  1. What are the protesters outside saying, anyway? It sounds like: Leader: Gaaa kaaa kaaa! Marchers: Oh eem!
  2. Since they're not around today, you can say it -- what do you really think about the Jews?
  3. If there is a silver lining to this whole financial armageddon thing, it is that oil prices are plummeting. That means (a) I'm saving on the overhead costs for the paper route I'm about to take; and (b) the good people of Oklahoma City may decide that they have better things to spend their money on than Clay Bennett.
  4. I think the most efficient way to seat people on a full flight would be to alternate large and small people.

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