VELCRO WINGTIPS? Previously in the game of Humiliation: the screen, the palate, your childhood, the map.
Today, I want to go a little more abstract, but I think you'll get the gist of it: name some ordinary life skill or habit that you should have figured out by now but haven't. For example, I still can't keep my shoelaces tied for prolonged periods of time. It's a problem. For someone else, maybe it's "parallel parking," "how to toast bread properly," "how to set up a new fax machine" (hi, Mom!) or "can't remember that juice and butter belong in a refrigerator."
The key, as always, is that you should believe that your gap is (a) unique and (b) at least somewhat humiliating. We will vote on your most interesting and rare admissions later today.
added: Later today is now. Go vote. If you don't vote, your entry can't win.
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