Monday, May 3, 2010

SAN FRANCISCO FINANCIAL DISTRICT STREET MUSICIAN'S CHECKLIST:
  • Self-taught
  • Acquired instrument by means other than purchase or gift
  • Instrument need not be traditional musical instrument and may occasionally be means of conveyance, storage enclosure, or prosthetic device
  • Pee smell
  • Will not take gratuities in food
  • Visible butt-crack
  • Set list includes no greater than two songs plus shouted profanity
  • Weeping
  • Deafening
  • Seeks eye contact