YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE AT ALL, BUT YOU MOST CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE: The
star-free Ebert horror film review I've been awaiting for a week:
You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane.... I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.