I KNOW NOMI MALONE. YOU'RE NO NOMI MALONE: This September will mark 15 years since the release of
Showgirls, and for those looking for its heir, seems we have it in
Burlesque, which seems like
Showgirls minus nudity plus Cher, with Christina Aguilera as the plucky small town girl, a brunette Kristen Bell as the designated bitch, and a script (
according to Wiki) that's been touched up by, among others, Diablo Cody. I'm not sure if this is going to be awful or so completely awful that it's amazing, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be one of those two.