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Good parking jobs are all the alike; every craptastic parking job is craptastic in its own way.
ReplyDelete<span>In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me a car that I've been ramming into others ever since.</span>
<span>Elmer Gantry was drunk.</span>
To quote Dave Chappelle (himself quoting an imaginary white person), "Well, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."
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At the Acme Driving School, we can teach you to parallel park in even the tightest of spaces.
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