Because I have, from time to time, written about the stalkertastic video for Lionel Richie's "Hello," for which I and any number of sculptors have great affection. Well, Grantland's 24-year-old Rembert Browne just watched it for the first time, and has captured his moment-by-moment observations:
He doesn't just do one or two creepy things in this video. Remember, this is Lionel Richie we're talking about. Instead, he pulls out every stop and crosses every line of teacher-student conduct that isn't a federal offense.