Tuesday, April 23, 2013

PRODUCT SPOKESPERSONS WHOM I DO NOT NEED TO SEE RE-SITUATED INTO A NARRATIVE UNIVERSE, FOR $500, ALEX:  Cap'n Crunch; Kool-Aid Man. Seriously, I never want to see a quote like this:
“For us, this was about getting Kool-Aid Man back to his roots,” says Erica Rendall, Senior Brand Manager at Kraft Foods. “He is still a walking, talking, seven-foot jug of delicious Kool-Aid. This is a great opportunity for people who love the Kool-Aid Man to get to know him in a way they didn’t before.”


  1. Just as long as this is part of the backstory:


  2. Adam B.1:53 PM

    You missed a few: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ML_aSHt0I

  3. Jordan3:23 PM

    OH NO!

  4. That new commercial creeps me right out. I'm not the only one who's had this thought: he's naked, isn't he, before he pours the sugar in?