YES! YES! YES! WWE superstar Daniel Bryan discovers someone burgling his house; subdues him with a rear naked choke hold until the police arrive. Said Bryan, "The fun answer would be that I put him in the 'yes' lock and he was tapping on the ground, but that's not what actually happened."
In related-ish news for which no reader of this blog possibly has any professional insight, a shareholder class action suit has been filed against the WWE for alleged material misrepresentations surrounding its ability to secure a favorable tv rights deal.
No word on whether WWE has signed the robbers to contracts as heels.
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