HE MUST HAVE BUNS, HON: Next month, Discovery Channel is going to show a dude getting eaten alive by an anaconda while wearing a "snake-proof" suit, boldly GoProing where no man has GoProed (GonePro?) before.
One question: how does he plan on getting out?
Two obvious answers present themselves. Do snakes vomit?
ReplyDeleteLike Pinocchio, set a fire and make the snake sneeze.
ReplyDelete"Discovery: We're Not Saying We Hope Someone Dies In One Of These, But We're Not NOT Saying That Either."
ReplyDeleteHe's going to pull a Han?
ReplyDelete"Discovery: Our Insurance is Paid Up and He Signed the Waiver."
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine being the Discovery Channel attorney who had to draft that waiver???
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