From the press conference:"Star Wars day will also include a microscopic lifeform that resides within the passengers that will continually speak to them, telling them when and where to go...""Midi-chlorians?""Uh, no. Norovirus."
Will the ships be redressed to look like a Mon Calamari Star Cruiser?
That would actually get me on a cruise ship.
IT'S A TRAP!
Well, I'm glad it's not a Carnival Cruise. You will never find ... ah, you know the rest.