Sunday, May 10, 2015

DELTA NO NO NO: Did you know there's now an hour-long Legally Blonde Jr. version of the musical available for licensing to schools that aren't as gay-friendly?
The following characters have been cut:
Nikos 
The following songs have been cut:
"Harvard Variations", "Blood in the Water", "Positive", "Take it Like a Man", "There Right There", "Gay or European?" 

6 comments:

  1. I'm assuming the "Elle fakes an orgasm" bit in "So Much Better" is also gone.

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  2. Tara Kennedy10:24 AM

    I'm intrigued that Enid is still there.

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  3. Joseph Finn11:33 AM

    To be fair, that does show that you can cut Nikos out entirely from the plot of the movie. Which is fine by me.

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  4. bellawilfer12:33 PM

    Matt - I think there's a way to deliver that part of the song that's less overtly sexual - just, like, yeah, we had (unspecified) fun in the hot tub but this is much better. I wouldn't have understood that as a tween.

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  5. Adam B.2:19 PM

    You can, because Chutney's cross-examination is all that really matters.

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  6. Joseph Finn2:27 PM

    Exactly.

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