DOODY FREE ZONE: Local news, don't ever change.
[Yes, gang, I've been quiet lately. Between yesterday's election and everything around my dad, it's been a lot. But we have a Spelling Bee next week, and we gonna do what we do -- even though there's a part of me which says, huh, isn't everyone on Twitter at this point? -- because I can't yet imagine fully shifting away from this now-almost-archaic medium.]