Friday, November 11, 2022

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY:  One of my favorite discoveries during COVID was funk ensemble Scary Pockets.  If you didn't know you needed a funk cover of Radiohead's Creep, Hanson's Mmmm Bop, or Guns n' Roses Sweet Child o' Mine,  I am here to disabuse you of that ignorance. 

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

YOU SHAKE MY NERVES AND YOU RATTLE MY PREMORSE:  Okay, there is no way Jerry Lee Lewis was alive yesterday to have died only now.

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

ALOTT5MA ALUMNI UPDATE:  Yeah, Maddy!

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

OKAY, CAMPERS, RISE AND SHINE, AND DON'T FORGET YOUR BOOTIES 'CAUSE IT'S COOOOOOLD OUT THERE TODAY: It's February 2, so it's time to talk about the movie again. Do you buy the whole Buddhist thing, or should we just quote lines for a while and generally discuss its awesomeness?

Participate in this thread, or it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

WE WENT FISHING:  Does this look like a man who has had all he could eat?

Saturday, July 24, 2021

USUL, WE HAVE PREMORSE THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN GOD HIMSELF HAS NEVER SEEN:  I remain proud of my neologism "Premorse," but never has it been quite so pronounced as with the death of Jackie Mason.  It boggles the mind this fellow hasn't been dead since 2004.

Friday, February 26, 2021

#3 - THE PLANTS WIN: Vulture's Rebecca Alter says there's "only two acceptable ways for any musical to end", providing plenty of footage to support her claims.