THIS IS STREETS AHEAD:  It is National Chicken Finger Day.  How are you celebrating?

BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX SCHEDULE HOLES:  T-Swizzle has moved her scheduled Minute Maid Park concert from October to September because the Houston Astros players maybe gonna play, play, play, play, play in the playoffs.

(N.B.  There seems to be a Disqus problem; I'm not sure if comments are working at present.)

EVEN IN THE 302:  Every state has its Brooklyn.

SURVEY SAYS:  I haven't checked in on this issue in quite some time, and we're due for an update: between normal air driers, paper towels, and the Dyson air blade, what's your preferred washroom hand-drying method?

#teamtowel

SURVEY SAYS: Our friends at Previously.TV are asking who's the best Feud host of all time.  So, who ya got--the sleazy smarm of Richard Dawson?  The hyper-professionalism of Ray Combs?  The stiffness of John O'Hurley?  The "oh no, you didn't say that!" of Steve Harvey?

STILL HOLDING OUT FOR THE HOUSTON BABIES:  The Astros' Triple A affiliate in Fresno will, in connection with a promo, change its name to the Fresno Tacos for a day.  Of course, merch is already available.

KERMIT FLAIL:  The Muppets is probably my most anticipated new sitcom of the Fall, and though they didn't make a pilot, ABC has put up the presentation which got it a greenlight to series, which manages to include funny celebrity cameos and an appropriate amount of mayhem.