FREE THE SLOTHS:  With Zootopia (deservedly) crossing the $200M domestic mark this weekend, and likely to head well north of that, one would guess that Disney is trying to come up with ways to extend the brand.  Two I'll offer (and offer up your own in the comments):

• Zootopia P.D.--Animated sitcom on ABC, following a group of new recruits at the P.D., in the vein of Barney Miller or Brooklyn Nine-Nine.  Doesn't need to regularly feature any of the larger names from the movie, but could readily feature supporting characters and occasional cameos from Bateman and/or Goodwin.
• It's an easy addition to Animal Kingdom--I'm sure a meet and greet with Judy and Nick will be up by summer, but how about a dark ride akin to Toy Story Mania, where you accompany Judy and Nick and help them catch a bad guy?  It would help a family-ride-light park, though there's not a clean place in the park to put it.

TIPPECANOE AND HAMILTON, TOO: William Henry Harrison, the Musical!

TODAY'S TOM SAWYER:  What may be the best short quote from a magazine article I've read in a long time comes from this Washington Monthly article about the punk scene in DC:

When I told him we didn’t have much of a choice because our band had to play, all sense of urgency disappeared. Did we sound anything like Rush? And did we want to hear a bunch of stories about the dozens of Rush shows he’d been to? The answer to the first question was no. The second question was rhetorical.

AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME ANY OTHER WAY:  Sixteen songs which are better because of bagpipes?

SPRINGTIME FOR YOU-KNOW-WHO:  Deferring to the complaints of four parents in the community, a Hudson Valley high school production of The Producers has gotten rid of the Nazi flags (but kept the armbands, and the dance-in-swastika formation, and the entire plot).

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.... OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE DEAD, THE REST HAS BEEN TOLD EXACTLY AS IT OCCURRED:  Fargo (the film, not the tv show or the city) was released twenty years ago today, and the AV Club is chock full of fun links and trivia.

WHO TELLS YOUR STORY?  Ten suggestions for the anticipated film adaptation of Hamilton.