Monday, June 30, 2003

SURE, BUT IF CAMERON DIAZ IS SWEATING LIKE NIXON, I'LL SEE IT: Dave Poland of The Hot Button didn't much care for the new Charlie's Angels movie, to put it mildly.

So? Lots of people didn't care for the movie. But only Poland did so while invoking Broadcast News:
“What do you think The Devil is going to look like? No one is going to be taken in by a guy with a long red pointy tail. He will be attractive. He will be nice and helpful. He will get a job where he influences a great God Fearing nation. He’ll never do an evil thing. He’ll never deliberately hurt a living thing. He’ll just bit by little bit lower our standards where they’re important. Just a tiny little bit. Just coax along flash over substance. Just a tiny little bit.”

Welcome to Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.

The coup de grĂ¢ce? "McG essentially delivers 90 minutes of product shots. And the primary product is ass."

Ironically, I believe some early reviews of Buster Keaton's Sherlock Jr. said the same thing. Read Poland's review here.

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