Tuesday, March 2, 2004

HEY MAN, NICE SCHOTT: Former Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott has died. She may have started off as a reasonable person, but then she went nuts.

With her passing, the title of Worst Living Former Owner In Sports falls to former Browns/Ravens owner Art Modell, of whom it was once said: "Modell winning a Super Bowl is like Spiro Agnew getting elected vice president--proof that even the lowest and sleaziest crook can rise high if he claws his way upward eagerly enough."

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