Monday, September 5, 2005

I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR A MASSAGE: After 20 years, and setting every meaningful record as a Wide Receiver, Jerry Rice has decided to hang it up. A couple of years too late, perhaps, but if I believed him about the massage parlor, I could believe him that he still had it.

Thanks, Jerry, for helping me kill two decades of Sundays.

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