SADLY, WITT-LESS: Merely eighteen months after I first introduced the base concept as "all the diva-ish behavior we get from models, with the weekly thrill of seeing people fall on ice" (including Scott Hamilton), Fox has officially introduced I'm A Celebrity, But I Want To Triple Axel/Triple Loop!
If you're looking for a ringer, it's former That Other Guy On 'Full House' Slash Guy Who Inspired Alanis' "You Oughta Know" (And Maybe "Hands Clean" Too) Dave Coulier. Because he's Canadian, and they've got this stuff hard-wired.
Still, none of the athletic, back-flipping grace of Surya Bonaly? The quiet dignity of Brian Orser? And no Katerina?