I HOPE YOU ALL GET BITTEN BY A FREAKIN' CROCODILE, SCUMBAGS: So The Apprentice, Top Model and Survivor are all in their final stages, and we're not really talking about any of it. And I do miss ANTM's Kim a good deal.
But last night's Survivor was awesome, man. I love rewards that force teams to weigh between existing alliances and game strategy (i.e., don't leave all your enemies in one place, man), and that Gary Hogeboom's Hawkins' tribal council revelations about the Big Lie last week had such fun consequences. Man.