A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

TRIED MY BEST TO QUICKLY PUT IT ON VIBRATE: When I was seeing Kill Bill, Part 2, right as the movie was nearing the final confrontation between the Bride and Bill, a phone rang in the auditorium. The person picked it up and proceeded to explain (quite loudly) to the person on the other end that he was watching Kill Bill (a fact that was repeated about 3 or 4 times for the benefit of the friend) and that it was awesome. Selected scenes were summarized. Eventually, someone (not I) snapped at the guy saying "Hey! The rest of us would like to watch it, too." This finally resulted in the phone user hanging up the phone and the rest of the movie being audible. This is one of the many reasons I lean toward supporting the new plan to jam cell phones in movie theatres. Share your favorite story of inappropriate cell phone usage in the comments.