DANCE 10, LOOKS 3: Unsurprisingly,
the fine folks at the Parents Television Council have taken umbrage at the "vulgar and obscene" language used by Helen Mirren and Calista Flockhart at the Emmys on Sunday night. Apparently, they're so deeply and abidingly offended that they managed to transpose the phrase from what was actually said. I'll certainly agree that there are some things that network television ought not to show in prime time, but Helen Mirren saying "ass over tit" would not even come close to making that list.