A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

OH COME ON, LET'S CRASH THE PARTY -- EL DORADO ON THE LAWN: One of the things I love about LA is the frequent contact with Z-list celebrities. While Spacewoman has had good, legitimate sightings -- bantering with Jeremy Piven about whether to steal everything in J. Crew when there were no salespeople around, for example -- mine tend to be people who would draw a "who?" from your average man on the street. And yet, given my tastes, I'm abnormally proud of my last two: first, sharing a plane from Boston to LA with OK Go (who were all on coach standby and who lugged their own equipment from baggage claim), and second, comisserating in a nonmoving line about Best Buy/Geek Squad's we-do-not-answer-phones policy (it's an actual policy!) with Real World/Surreal Life uberslut Trishelle Cannatella. I kind of feel bad about that last description, because she was nice and friendly. So let's just call her Real World/Surreal Life uberfriendly Trishelle, and you can draw your own conclusions.