Monday, December 31, 2007
AND NOW, SOME DEEP THOUGHTS AS WE WRAP UP 2007, BROUGHT TO YOU BY DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTS: I was watching the usual NYC cop on TV this morning talking about the process for keeping Times Square's festivities under control, and I found myself wondering the same thing I wonder every year. The cop was talking about how people should arrive by 10 or 11 am if they want to stake out a half-decent spot, and how once they enter "the pen" they aren't allowed to leave again, and so on. So they arrive at 10 am and leave approximately 14 hours later. I don't know about anyone else around here, but I might want to find a bathroom sometime during the 14 hour stretch of interminable anticipation. Anyone have any idea how this task gets accomplished?
Posted by Kim Cosmopolitan at 10:25 PM