A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

SOMEBODY IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN THE RESULTS OF THIS VOTE: The caucuses are closed, the votes are counted, and the voters are idiots. That's how I read the all-star half of February's Fans vs. Favorites Survivor cast. There are some that will please Miss Alli (Jonathan Penner, Cirie Fields), some that will please the adolescent boys (Parvati Shallow, Eliza Orlins, Amanda Blurrybottom), some that will please Jeff Probst (Gravedigger James, Dolphin Ozzy). And at least one that will please nobody (Johnny Fairplay) -- allowing Dalton Ross to revive the oft-repeated misstatement that he faked his grandmother's death to get ahead in the game. If we're being accurate, he faked his grandmother's death to get attention, resulting in absolutely no strategic benefit. I refuse to believe that people actually voted to put this guy on network television again. Sigh.