Smoove Is Waiting | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

IN THE MORNING, ROOM SERVICE WILL BRING UP A SELECTION OF PANCAKES, MANY OF WHICH WILL BE EMBEDDED WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS OR BLUEBERRIES AND/OR OTHER SUCH DELIGHTS: Smoove B only writes for The Onion about once a year at this point, but that week has arrived again. Smoove is pining for a former lover.