RULES FOR ASPIRING PORN WRITERS: - Show, don't tell.
- Avoid starting a story with dialogue. Or finishing it with dialogue, or having dialogue in the middle.
- Write what you know. Especially if you have experience as a plumber, pizza delivery boy, nurse, schoolgirl, MILF, or Japanese tentacle.
- Never open a porn story with weather.
- Become intimately acquainted with your characters. One good way to do this is by having sex with them.
- Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water, or sex.
- If you show a loaded gun in Act 1, someone must have sex
by Act 3 early in Act 1.
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