Wednesday, January 13, 2010
ALMOST THE LEVEL OF TONI BENTLEY: If you thought Jay Leno was horrifying, we may have worse--on Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently discussed "vagazzling" at length when she was being interviewed. Does this mean she's going to be elevated to high cultural icon and given permission to review books for the NYT Book Review?
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"Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)" did not deliver on its promise.
ReplyDeleteThe mind boggles. It's a good thing that someone like Blake Lively didn't do this, otherwise there may be a run at the craft store this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWell, Esquire has deemed Blake Lively a "Person That Matters," alongside Obama, Pelosi, Blago, and several others. I will say emphatically that she has better legs than any of them.
ReplyDeleteHow would that work, exactly? Hot glue?
ReplyDeleteMy educated guess would be eyelash glue.
ReplyDeletesome sort of liquid skin/bandage product? Spirit Gum is probably overkill.
ReplyDeleteI've purchased jewels at a craft store that work like very strong stickers. Using them for this purpose is only something a crazy person would do.
ReplyDeletewas thinking the same thing...
ReplyDeleteI think I might have an idea of how a guy feels when people talk about kicking someone in the crotch.
ReplyDeleteJeebus H. Christ, I am squicked at the idea of glueing my...I'm refusing to use that word.