Friday, January 15, 2010

MISOGYNY PRETENDING TO BE FEMINISM: NYMag polls 43 major film critics to determine the ten worst films of 2009. The critics' comments on particular nominees include:
  • It's not possible for the greatest action hero of comic book lore to have a boring backstory, right? Wrong.
  • I wouldn't be surprised if seeing what his beloved genre had been reduced to may have hurried John Hughes to his grave.
  • I like overblown digi-super-spectaculars as much as the next guy, but seriously. Smurf tigers getting their Baraka on under the Tree of Life?
  • The last note I took for this movie was "Just die already." If wishing death upon one of the twentieth century's great feminist icons is what Mira Nair had in mind, bravissima.
  • A special sort of train wreck that unfolds like some fever-dream, recycled-parts mash-up of Anchorman, Mad Love, and a drunkenly self-amused improv sketch.
  • Finally, a film that deals with the plight of the wealthy Canadian immigrant.

3 comments:

  1. J. Bowman10:32 AM

    The joy was in trying to identify these, and seeing just how many movies I had forgotten existed immediately after they left theaters (save, perhaps, for the week before and after the DVD release).

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  2. Heather K11:30 AM

    I actually liked The Awful Truth a lot!  It was much funnier than The Proposal and right up my romcom alley.

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  3. Joseph J. Finn12:00 PM

    Listen, Eric Kohn, if that is your real name, let's talk.  Have a seat.  You called Wolverine " the greatest action hero of comic book lore."  Huh.  Ahead of Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, Thor, every member of the Avengers, etc, etc?  All this for a bub-speaking Canadian with weird sideburns who specializes in stealing teammates' girlfriends? Ahead of Iron Fist?  Luke Cage?  Cloak & Dagger, even?  

    Also, you're dead wrong on Away We Go.

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