Friday, January 15, 2010

MISOGYNY PRETENDING TO BE FEMINISM: NYMag polls 43 major film critics to determine the ten worst films of 2009. The critics' comments on particular nominees include:
  • It's not possible for the greatest action hero of comic book lore to have a boring backstory, right? Wrong.
  • I wouldn't be surprised if seeing what his beloved genre had been reduced to may have hurried John Hughes to his grave.
  • I like overblown digi-super-spectaculars as much as the next guy, but seriously. Smurf tigers getting their Baraka on under the Tree of Life?
  • The last note I took for this movie was "Just die already." If wishing death upon one of the twentieth century's great feminist icons is what Mira Nair had in mind, bravissima.
  • A special sort of train wreck that unfolds like some fever-dream, recycled-parts mash-up of Anchorman, Mad Love, and a drunkenly self-amused improv sketch.
  • Finally, a film that deals with the plight of the wealthy Canadian immigrant.